A LAD ON CRACK: Best battle rap anagrams

Scrabble rapAnagrams are when you take the letters from words and rearrange them to make new words. The best anagrams say something funny about the person they’re rearranging:

Michael Jackson: Manacle his jock
Elvis Aaron Presley: Seen alive? Sorry, pal!
Jennifer Aniston: Fine in torn jeans

With some help from the fine people of Rapmusic.com and the Don’t Flop forum, we submit to you the best battle rap anagrams we’ve found so far:

KING OF THE DOT: GHETTO, KIND OF

Organik: Or A King
Gully tha kid: Halt! Ugly kid
Lush One: Holes ‘N U  or… Sun hole

Cadalack Ron: A lad on crack
Peter The Saurus Morris: True super-heroism star
Patrick Stay: Tacky Rapist
Dizaster: Rat-sized
Illmaculate: Clue, I am tall
Bender Flight Distance: Fetching and blistered
Al Bender: Able Nerd
Tony Madness: Nasty demons
Dirtbag Dan: Bad At Grind
Real Deal: LA Dealer
Daniel Caustic Stefani: Facilitated nuisances
Caustic homie: Autism choice
Soul Khan: An OK Lush
Tantrum: Mr. Taunt
Corey Charron KOTD Champion: Cheap crack, horrid monotony
Aftershock: Soft hacker
Sonny Bamboo: A Bonny Bosom
Mosh Jelton: Molest John
Carter Deems: Secret Dream
Team Homi: Me, I am hot
Canibus lost: Sob, lunatics
Illmaculate vs Manik: Clean main, vital sulk
Manik Stare: Anti-masker
Manik Deathstare: A mistaken hatred

Ground Zero Battles: Snooze battler drug

EURGH DONT FLOP: PROUD OF LENGTH or… UGH, TOP FONDLER

Steven Oshea: Heaven’s toes
Tenchoo: Hot once
Unanymous: Yum! On anus
Unan and Leese: Seen nude anal
Mr. Tongue Twister: Two-tier nut germs
Bowski and Big Sarters: Dark or wise stabbings
Cracker the Honky: The cranky choker
David Masters: Advised smart

Henry Bowers: Brown heresy

ULTIMATE RAP LEAGUE: A REAL PLAGUE; MUTE IT

Arsonal: Or nasal
Arsonal Da Rebel: Adorable snarl
Shotgun Suge: Son’s huge gut
Don Demarco: Dear condom
Serius Jones: Senior Jesus
Rosenburg Raw: Anger burrows
DNA: And

Rapmusic.com – A cosmic rump

Laura Tarsitano: Urinal as to a rat
Laura Elizabeth Tarsi: Sleazier habitual rat
Laura Tarsi is a nice girl: Alas, is geriatric urinal

Tweet us if you find any more good ones and we’ll add them to the list!

Here’s the tool we used:

Find your name’s best anagram

#PROTIP -> If the first option isn’t good, try plugging it into the search field and see what you get next.

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